How in the fuck do guys wear so many layers and still be comfortable? An undershirt, dress shirt, sweatervest, AND a peacoat?!?! How do you not DIE?
I can BARELY get by with a dress shirt and vest without breaking out in sweat, which makes me hella sad cause i have a VERY nice pea coat i want to wear :c but its wool, and i would be toast in minutes
Yo, i know a lot of people get/give guys dress clothes for Christmas or whatever your winter holiday is. If any of you peeps have questions about sizes or styles or anything like that, give me a shout out and ill help as best i can!
Here, have a selfie dump, because its my birthday, and i feel like it
APPARENTLY THEY DONT MAKE DRESS SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE WITH THICK NECKS, BROAD SHOLDERS/CHESTS, AND NARROW WAISTS. IF I DONT WEAR A VEST WITH MY DRESS SHIRT, I LOOK LIKE A CHILD WEARING A TENT. THIS UPSETS ME GREATLY, BECAUSE TAILORING COSTS AS MUCH AS BUYING A NEW SHIRT, AND I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE MY SHIRTS CUSTOM MADE. FUCK EVERYTHING, THIS UPSETS ME GREATLY
Yo, somebody send me asks about stuff. Magic, Art, Mens Fashion/Style, whatever.
Im super frustrated and need a distraction.
Heya everybody!!! This is a little update for the “Ty Needs New Glasses” art sale!!! Ive been wearing the same glasses for the past 11 years (like, same frames and lenses, no updates or replacements). I really need to update my prescription ASAP, and get new glasses altogether.
SO! That means, all my paintings are on sale! 16"x20" inches are normally $60, so now theyre down to $40! 11"x14" are normally $40, so now theyre $30, etc etc. I will ship anywhere in the mainland US, either $5 or $10, depending on the size.
If you wanna see a LOT more of my art, go check out my Insta at instagram.com/tymcustoms :D if you cant afford to buy, please share and help get this post around! (also, dont worry, im ordering glasses from Zenni so theyre not extremely expensive lol)
-buy everyone’s eclipse glasses for “pennies on the dollar”
-hold them for 20 years until next big eclipse
-hope glasses technology hasn’t improved at all
-hope the great robot wars haven’t started yet
-sell them back to the same people you bought them from
The glasses lose their protective effect after 3 years
planned obsolescence is killing this country. also, blocked
The worst part about losing your glasses is that you don’t have your glasses to help you find your glasses.
A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks.
He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.
“Quiero calcetines,” said the man.
“I don’t speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here,” said the salesgirl.
“No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines,” said the man.
“Well, these shirts are on sale this week,” declared the salesgirl.
“No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines,” repeated the man.
“I still don’t know what you’re trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack,” offered the salesgirl.
“No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,” insisted the man.
“These sweaters are top quality,” the salesgirl probed.
“No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines,” said the man.
“Our undershirts are over here,” fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience.
“No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines,” the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, “Eso sí que es!”
“Why didn’t you just spell it in the first place?!” yelled the salesgirl.
okay, this is funny
Go you want to birth an Eldridge horror? This is how you birth an Eldridge horror
I want to know how they decided that they hate life on earth
I mean, who doesn’t
